Ruled by the moody moon, Cancer is deeply nostalgic and it’s easy for crab folk to wax poetic about love lost and love found and the simple pleasure of seeing their relationship and their ex’s toothbrush returned to their rightful place.Ī prime celebrity example of this return to ex with wet eyes and high hopes modality is Cancer queen Pamela Anderson who had a famously volatile on-again off-again relationship with husband Tommy Lee and wed and divorced Rick Solomon twice. What donut should you eat based on your zodiac sign?Ĭancer is the sign voted MOST likely to get back together with an ex because they’re still holding on to all of the personal paraphernalia of the relationship they shared tear stained scrapbook, belly button lint, black and white photo strips, kidneys etc. Which zodiac sign will risk it all for love, according to an astrologer Trump uses A-list actor’s monologue without consent in ad to solicit campaign money J.Lo’s Father’s Day shoutout to Ben Affleck leaves little to the imagination CANCER (June 21 – July 22) High AF on fumes of nostalgia, Cancers are famously weak for their exes. After talking a world of s**t on their partners they will pivot with remarkable speed and agility to convince friends and strangers that redemption is possible, monogamy is an evolving negotiation not a concrete pact, and that the best love stories keep on writing themselves. Blessed/cursed with spotty memories and a shaky allegiance to facts, Geminis are aces at a romantic rebrand/propaganda campaign. Geminis are adept at talking themselves into and out of all manner of situations and relationships and are quick to change both mind and tune. GEMINI (May 21 – June 20) Geminis have a bad memory and a distant relationship with the truth, making them a sign primed for reconciliation. Put on the rose colored glasses and read on to learn more about the zodiac signs most likely to get back together with an ex. Yet, for better or for worse, some signs are more inclined to give love another go. My own regrettable romantic history includes struggling actors, petty criminals, philanderers, long haul truckers and identity thieves but I’m a “Never Going Back Again,” pretend that their ex is dead type of Taurus. The triumphant return of couple Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck, who went from back together to betrothed to husband and wife in the span of little more than a year has many of us looking longingly towards the past and the lovers that litter it. Cue Peaches & Herb’s “Reunited,” let’s talk about the dicey business of getting back together with an ex.
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